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Posts Tagged ‘food’

  • Description: Two horses eating hay.  One horse has a large needle stuck through his nose.. Caption: Dude! You got the needle! Freakin' A that's cool, those things are wickedly hard to find!

    March 19th, 2012

  • Description: Super fat chickens in a coop being force fed.  Once loves it and is watching television.. Caption: I don't know what you guys are bitching about ... we are living the good life here.

    August 29th, 2011

  • Description: Man walking into restaurant.  Sign on the window says 'No pants, no shoes, no service!'. Caption: Welcome, Sir … Excellent shirt and shoes this evening!

    June 6th, 2011

  • Description: Man coming across skeleton at the refrigerator.. Caption: Remember earlier when Kevin said there was nothing to eat?!?!!

    May 23rd, 2011

  • Description: A cow having words with a farmer. Caption: Sometimes I feel that I am nothing more than a piece of meat to you!

    March 14th, 2011

  • Description: A vulture in airport security garb preventing another from taking off. Caption: Only one carrion per traveler!

    November 15th, 2010

  • Description: Man with fork and knife looking at laughing animals and cow mocking pig on stage. Caption: Oops, wrong pig roast

    September 28th, 2009