Posts Tagged ‘sex’

  • Description: Rudolph the reindeer heading to bed. Girl reindeer already in bed. Champagne on the end table.. Caption: Would you mind turning off the lights? I can't do it with the lights on.

    December 22nd, 2014

  • Description: Two female sea monkeys talking. Male is dumping a packet of 'Sea Monkey eggs' into the water. Caption: We've decided to start a family

    November 6th, 2014

  • Description: Trailer with sign on front. Caption: If this trailer's rocking', CALL 911! Our kids likely have us tied up and will have the place on fire soon.

    August 18th, 2014

  • Description: Coke bottle in bed with a pack of Mentos. Caption: I SWEAR this NEVER happens!

    January 28th, 2013

  • Description: Drunk man hitting on a drunk woman at a party. Caption: You seem even drunkser than me and thatsha quality that I find exshtremely sexy ina woman!

    December 31st, 2012

  • Description: Woman looking at man who is having sex with a giant brain. Caption: I thought you weren't like all the other men, but it appears you have sex on the brain just like the rest.

    February 14th, 2011

  • Description: Airport TSA agent seducing a traveller. Caption: Relax, have some wine ... I'm going to change the music and then we'll get you screened and on your way :)

    November 22nd, 2010

  • Description: One lucky sperm has hooked up with some sweet egg action.  The rest, well they get t-shirts.. Caption: I swam the fallopians and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

    June 21st, 2010

  • Description: . Caption: Does this turn you on?

    September 21st, 2009